The Good, The Bad, and the Super Weird in Japan

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It’s no secret that Japan is quirky. In fact, they own it. With themed cafes and WTF foods to the crazy toilets, being bizarre seems to be part of the attraction. Here are some of the weird things to see in Japan and Tokyo.

Saying hello from the capital of chaos, weird things to do in Japan are not hard to find.
Saying hello from the capital of chaos, weird things to do in Japan are not hard to find.

The Good

Culturally intriguing to me for years, the hustle and bustle of Japan is unlike anywhere else in the world. An interesting contrast of super modern and ultra conservative, I explored Kyoto, Osaka and Tokyo to get a feel for old vs. new Japan. Domo Arigato.

In Japan, the perfect amount of soy sauce is already applied to your sushi for you - no dunking necessary.
In Japan, the perfect amount of soy sauce is already applied to your sushi for you – no dunking necessary.

Japanese Food

When 90% of my pictures are of delicious foods rather than sacred temples, you know I ate well. From ramen vending machines to matcha ceremonies, Japan made me a sushi purist. None of these Americanized rolls slathered in sauces and coated in flakes, just fresh fish the way god intended – straight from the tuna auction at 5 am. I discovered mouthwatering new delicacies like okonomiyaki, a seafood pancake cooked at the table covered in BBQ sauce, shabu shabu “swish swish,” Japan’s version of oil grilled fondue meat, tsukemen, similar to ramen, but dipped noodles instead of soup, yakitori, grilled meat skewers served at almost every bar, and takoyaki balls, deep fried octopus dumplings sold on the street. Yup, Japan is for adventurous eaters.

Staying at a traditional ryokan is one of the most authentic Japanese experiences you can have.
Staying at a traditional ryokan is one of the most authentic Japanese experiences you can have.

Ryokans / Onsens / Authentic Traditions

The traditional Japanese guesthouse experience is so much cooler than your standard hotel. Exchange your shoes for a pair of wooden slippers and make your way to your tatami mat bed. While you may think paying to sleep on the floor is weird, it’s more comfortable than you’d imagine and the hospitality is second to none. You’ll get to enjoy their private onsen (hot springs) and indulge in other traditions like omakase, a chef’s choice course meal. And if you can sneak your camera in the kabuki shows, more power to you.

If you happen to know what this sign means, please do tell.
If you happen to know what this sign means, please do tell.

The Bad

Japan was not a great country to attempt as my first solo trip abroad. A very solitary culture, it was extremely hard to meet people and even harder to ask for help or directions (as it’s technically rude to make eye contact). I made the best of it, forcing myself out of my comfort zone and winging it.

Cherry blossoms have a very short shelf life - time your visit to Japan accordingly.
Cherry blossoms have a very short shelf life – time your visit to Japan accordingly.

Cherry Blossoms in Japan

I went at the verrrry beginning of sakura season (late March), and to my dismay most of the cherry blossoms were more dead than in bloom. Still, it was interesting to see the Japanese pay homage to their sacred flower in other ways with cherry blossom flavored ice cream and candies throughout town.

Food sculptures and anime characters give you an idea of what you're going to eat before you order it.
Food sculptures and anime characters give you an idea of what you’re going to eat before you order it.

The Weird

If you can figure out how to use the toilets, you’re doing better than most Westerners because there are a lot of oddities in Asia. From electric eyelash curlers to life-sized cartoons and ninjas, there are plenty of WTF photo opps.

Spa World is a trip around the globe through baths....in the nude.
Spa World is a trip around the globe through baths….in the nude.

Spa World in Japan

Billed as a theme park of spas from around the world, Spa World in Osaka is strange. Separated into men’s and women’s floors by country, you can experience a Turkish Bath, Russian Banya, Israeli Salt Room, and much more all under one roof. The only catch? It’s all naked. And let me be the first to say, I was surprised to learn that Japanese women haven’t shaved since the ‘80s. So not only was I the only white person, but I stuck out like a sore thumb. Not your typical spa experience.

The maid cafe is just one of the many weird themed cafes in Japan.
The maid cafe is just one of the many weird themed cafes in Japan.

Theme Bars in Japan

One of the weirdest places I’ve ever been in my life, at the Maid Café, you pick from a menu of schoolgirls to serve you and then order what you want them to do with you (get your mind out of the gutter, it’s totally PG). Play games? Sure. Doodle on your plate in ketchup? Yes, that’s a thing. All the girls have fanboys, regulars who go back to bring them presents like they’re actually in a relationship with them. Then there was the Alcatraz themed bar. If you’ve ever dreamed of drinking out of a baby bottle in a jail cell, here’s your chance. Although I never made it to a cat café, thankfully one just opened in Denver (the third in the US) so I can get my feline fix more locally.

Weird things to do in Japan Make the Trip Even More Memorable

If Japan is a choose-your-own-adventure book, every page you flip reveals something more surreal, whimsical, or straight-up WTF than the last. Whether you’re sipping coffee served by robots, bathing with capybaras, or trying to explain to your mom why you just spent ¥1,000 to get mildly insulted by a maid in cosplay, the beauty of Japan lies in its unapologetic oddities.

Because here’s the thing — in a country where ancient shrines and futuristic arcades coexist on the same block, weird is the norm. And leaning into that delightful dissonance? That’s where the real magic happens.

So if you’re planning a trip, don’t just temple-hop your way through Tokyo or Kyoto. Go find that tiny ramen shop where the chef yells at you for slurping wrong. Get lost in a department store basement that feels more like an alien food lab. Stay up late and sing your heart out in a neon-lit karaoke box the size of a broom closet.

From love hotels and owl cafés to penis festivals and poop museums (yes, plural), there’s no shortage of weird things to do in Japan. But the weird isn’t just for tourists or shock value — it’s a window into the culture, the creativity, and the contradictions that make Japan one of the most fascinating places on Earth.

And trust me — once you’ve been, your definition of “normal” will never be the same.

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